Read THIS blog post by a teacher. I mean actually read it. Take it in. Think about it. And then, write about it. What do you think about it? What is the teacher trying to say? In your own words explain what "the main event" is.
OMG what a bummer!!!!!! This guy is so annoying and if he is a teacher why doesn't he use his 'wisdom' he acquired to get his 4-year degree to vary his vocabulary! How many times can you use the term 'main event'. He is just trying to justify his job and the institution he stands for. He bases his opinion on nothing legitimate and is trying to get chillen into school and shiteee. This article is to weak for me to have any good banter.
Tuesday, April 28, 2015
Tuesday, April 14, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
3 day weekend... how was it? Give me a good story or something funny that happened this weekend. Go.
so this weekend was too much 4 u
Friday: (not to exciting) Went down to the city with some bad planning cause everything was closed so the fine folks within my car where squirting soda out of water guns at stuff. Then we attended an open mike session at the Nelson Atkins, listened to amateur rap and poetry and ordered fine lemonade in cafe in Italy. Went home and idk after that.
Saturday: (weird) worked then had some fine company over for novelty flap-jacks bacon oj and eggs. Then attended the after prom for 10 minutes went to a park. We saw a creepy man out in the woods so we panicked and drove off into the mountain like woods. I got lost and was freaking out i was gooing to run out of gas or a man or deer would walk infront of my car and kill me so i decided to cut my losses and head on home. There has a train and i was stuck there for like 6 minutesafteid someone would hop in my car and kill me.
3 day weekend... how was it? Give me a good story or something funny that happened this weekend. Go.
so this weekend was too much 4 u
Friday: (not to exciting) Went down to the city with some bad planning cause everything was closed so the fine folks within my car where squirting soda out of water guns at stuff. Then we attended an open mike session at the Nelson Atkins, listened to amateur rap and poetry and ordered fine lemonade in cafe in Italy. Went home and idk after that.
Saturday: (weird) worked then had some fine company over for novelty flap-jacks bacon oj and eggs. Then attended the after prom for 10 minutes went to a park. We saw a creepy man out in the woods so we panicked and drove off into the mountain like woods. I got lost and was freaking out i was gooing to run out of gas or a man or deer would walk infront of my car and kill me so i decided to cut my losses and head on home. There has a train and i was stuck there for like 6 minutesafteid someone would hop in my car and kill me.
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
Do you agree or disagree with this statement. Elaborate on why you agree of disagree.
If images are on the internet they should be "free game".
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!??!?! Free Game???? Gameing??? IDK NOTHING SHOULD COST MONEY!!!!! U can Use it if your not gonna make money off of it sure!!! FREE 'GAME' But if its like a bad or unspecial picture use it all you want it should be public domain. You know what FREE THE IMAGES!!!!!!! Unless it's like a spectacular photo that cannot be easily replicated let people use images!!!! u don't OWN THE HUMAN BODY!!!!!
Do you agree or disagree with this statement. Elaborate on why you agree of disagree.
If images are on the internet they should be "free game".
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!??!?! Free Game???? Gameing??? IDK NOTHING SHOULD COST MONEY!!!!! U can Use it if your not gonna make money off of it sure!!! FREE 'GAME' But if its like a bad or unspecial picture use it all you want it should be public domain. You know what FREE THE IMAGES!!!!!!! Unless it's like a spectacular photo that cannot be easily replicated let people use images!!!! u don't OWN THE HUMAN BODY!!!!!
Tuesday, April 7, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
Reflect on your resume website.
Surprisingly compared to the other resume websites in the class mine was up there, and most of them all looked the same. I wish I had gotten my website straightened out a lot earlier than I did so I would have had more time to work on the ascetics of the site. The information on my site was pretty good, especially compared to all the other folks who are so one denominational and are either A. "athlete and student" or B. "responsible and hardworking" YAWWWNNNN!!!! Mine had some spunk, some spice, some... balls. All the info on my site was 100% true except the part about being good at hacking computers I try to avoid computers and only use them when A. I am forced to by school B. Watching films or videos C. Writing or Blogging. I am good at stealing people's identities thou but that is more acting than a crime. I liked where I was headed on the resume website, but i think Dreamweaver was harder to use and had more glitches that Notepad. I would have made everything the same and would have made sure everything was actually centered.
Reflect on your resume website.
Surprisingly compared to the other resume websites in the class mine was up there, and most of them all looked the same. I wish I had gotten my website straightened out a lot earlier than I did so I would have had more time to work on the ascetics of the site. The information on my site was pretty good, especially compared to all the other folks who are so one denominational and are either A. "athlete and student" or B. "responsible and hardworking" YAWWWNNNN!!!! Mine had some spunk, some spice, some... balls. All the info on my site was 100% true except the part about being good at hacking computers I try to avoid computers and only use them when A. I am forced to by school B. Watching films or videos C. Writing or Blogging. I am good at stealing people's identities thou but that is more acting than a crime. I liked where I was headed on the resume website, but i think Dreamweaver was harder to use and had more glitches that Notepad. I would have made everything the same and would have made sure everything was actually centered.
Monday, March 30, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
What's the coolest thing you've learned in Web Design so far? Why is it so cool and how can it help you in the future?
Uhh idk if i would call this class cool, but i relearned i really like to write about myself and tell stories via blogging!! It cool cause what is cooler than me? This very helpful for the future to document my life and how i have grown or shrunk!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxxbaaaaabbbbaaabbbbaaaaaababababababababababaababbababa. I love to blog so much! The other stuff I learned in class are also very 'useful' depending on what you want to do but i don't like computers at all cause i feel like an office worker working 9-5 and that is the oppitomy of hell.
What's the coolest thing you've learned in Web Design so far? Why is it so cool and how can it help you in the future?
Uhh idk if i would call this class cool, but i relearned i really like to write about myself and tell stories via blogging!! It cool cause what is cooler than me? This very helpful for the future to document my life and how i have grown or shrunk!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxxbaaaaabbbbaaabbbbaaaaaababababababababababaababbababa. I love to blog so much! The other stuff I learned in class are also very 'useful' depending on what you want to do but i don't like computers at all cause i feel like an office worker working 9-5 and that is the oppitomy of hell.
Tuesday, March 24, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
Define 'User Experience'. What does it mean and how does it relate to web design? Explain yourself.
this is a compelling question. user experience can often be defined as the experience the user enquirers while doing an action or activity where they take in elements through their scenes. this can be related to webdesign in the essence of how a viewer experiences your website ex: is it hard 2 use, how the colors make you feel, is the information bad or not useful. ultimately the web designer is designing something that is to be used by others to taking into account how easy it is to get around and how engaging it is is key. PEACE OUT
Define 'User Experience'. What does it mean and how does it relate to web design? Explain yourself.
this is a compelling question. user experience can often be defined as the experience the user enquirers while doing an action or activity where they take in elements through their scenes. this can be related to webdesign in the essence of how a viewer experiences your website ex: is it hard 2 use, how the colors make you feel, is the information bad or not useful. ultimately the web designer is designing something that is to be used by others to taking into account how easy it is to get around and how engaging it is is key. PEACE OUT
Monday, March 23, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
What is a resume website? What do people put on resume websites. Spend about 5-10 minutes looking up resume websites and what they are used for. Explain what you find. Include an image of a resume website if possible.
a resume website is exactly what it sounds like. an electronic version of your resume. wow. on a resume people put information like where they went to school, special skills, previous jobs, any information that displays they are fit for a job. they are used to help people get jobs or get accepted into organizations of prestige ex: college or a society. having a website shows you are a 'hip' individual that may perhaps have.... computer skills? in web making??? they also conserve paper and such. you can easily change or update any information and immediately get it put out there so you can get a job freaky fast and get mega rich and get mega babes who want you just 4 yo dolla billz, then you will realize you will never find love cause all this money is a barrier to the real L-O-V-E. blah blah blah resume websites really aren't that hip and are rather something some sad scally wag put together in a Starbucks cause they so desperate need a job to pay off their student loans they have to be a greedy piglet and suck all the free wifi out of the sow known as Starbucks cause they can't afford it themselves. they clearly show how uncreative these individuals are cause they look like they used the first template that popped up.
resume website ex: http://jimramsden.com/
What is a resume website? What do people put on resume websites. Spend about 5-10 minutes looking up resume websites and what they are used for. Explain what you find. Include an image of a resume website if possible.
a resume website is exactly what it sounds like. an electronic version of your resume. wow. on a resume people put information like where they went to school, special skills, previous jobs, any information that displays they are fit for a job. they are used to help people get jobs or get accepted into organizations of prestige ex: college or a society. having a website shows you are a 'hip' individual that may perhaps have.... computer skills? in web making??? they also conserve paper and such. you can easily change or update any information and immediately get it put out there so you can get a job freaky fast and get mega rich and get mega babes who want you just 4 yo dolla billz, then you will realize you will never find love cause all this money is a barrier to the real L-O-V-E. blah blah blah resume websites really aren't that hip and are rather something some sad scally wag put together in a Starbucks cause they so desperate need a job to pay off their student loans they have to be a greedy piglet and suck all the free wifi out of the sow known as Starbucks cause they can't afford it themselves. they clearly show how uncreative these individuals are cause they look like they used the first template that popped up.
resume website ex: http://jimramsden.com/
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| this guy is soooo hot. but hormones aside he made a website that has an abundant amount of information that shows skills and such that may make him get a job |
Wednesday, March 11, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
What are you doing for Spring Break?
Uhhh him getting my old wise teeth removed? Maybe? Probably? Im gonna party of course. Gonna be dying and stuff. Then im gonna go on a long roadtrip to Savanah, GA and hit all these random places upon the way. I think it will be cool if i end up going. I am sopposed to check out to college there but im not going to college caus it is a scam and such. Sorry I spelt everything wrong. I am going to watch a ton of childrens movies.
PS
Happy 3 11 day aka Cookies B day he is 20
What are you doing for Spring Break?
Uhhh him getting my old wise teeth removed? Maybe? Probably? Im gonna party of course. Gonna be dying and stuff. Then im gonna go on a long roadtrip to Savanah, GA and hit all these random places upon the way. I think it will be cool if i end up going. I am sopposed to check out to college there but im not going to college caus it is a scam and such. Sorry I spelt everything wrong. I am going to watch a ton of childrens movies.
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Happy 3 11 day aka Cookies B day he is 20
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
Who do you look up to in your life? Why do you look up to them? Tell me about them and some of their characteristics that you admire.
NOT MY MOM. I look up to Aubrey Plaza and Stewart Little. Aubrey is mildly demonic, satanic, and does what she wants. She is one fly chick and is soo chill. Her dead pan jokes give me a mad case of the jollies. She makes ma a happy pappy. I like it when she bites stuff or flips someone off I feel inspired to change the world. I like it when she curses at the wind and steals peoples awards. I want to be just like her when i grow up <3 And Stewart Little is a little guy with the world on his shoulders but still looks at the positive and just wants everyone to have a good time! Whata man <3
Who do you look up to in your life? Why do you look up to them? Tell me about them and some of their characteristics that you admire.
NOT MY MOM. I look up to Aubrey Plaza and Stewart Little. Aubrey is mildly demonic, satanic, and does what she wants. She is one fly chick and is soo chill. Her dead pan jokes give me a mad case of the jollies. She makes ma a happy pappy. I like it when she bites stuff or flips someone off I feel inspired to change the world. I like it when she curses at the wind and steals peoples awards. I want to be just like her when i grow up <3 And Stewart Little is a little guy with the world on his shoulders but still looks at the positive and just wants everyone to have a good time! Whata man <3
Monday, March 9, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
Tell me about your weekend.
GUESS WHAT. It was the weekend yesterday. PARTIES EVERY NIGHT! LIKE WOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!! Have u ever been to a Mexican part uhhhh ES MUY LOCO!!!! and there was super good guacamole!!!!! Then I went to the park and rolled around and got stuck in trees and pet a snake and found a tree that inhabited some drunk college kiddos, they where cool, and i got a SICK TATTOO IN THE PARK! I worked and hung out for a bit and hid under the bar and put my hand in my mouth cause it fits. Played some crazy basketball and swinging and four square. and I had sooo much fun i DIDN't Do my hoework. AND ROCKY WAS REMOVED FROM NETFLIXXXXXXX
Tell me about your weekend.
GUESS WHAT. It was the weekend yesterday. PARTIES EVERY NIGHT! LIKE WOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!! Have u ever been to a Mexican part uhhhh ES MUY LOCO!!!! and there was super good guacamole!!!!! Then I went to the park and rolled around and got stuck in trees and pet a snake and found a tree that inhabited some drunk college kiddos, they where cool, and i got a SICK TATTOO IN THE PARK! I worked and hung out for a bit and hid under the bar and put my hand in my mouth cause it fits. Played some crazy basketball and swinging and four square. and I had sooo much fun i DIDN't Do my hoework. AND ROCKY WAS REMOVED FROM NETFLIXXXXXXX
Friday, March 6, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
If you were the Principal for a week at BVHS, what would that look like? What changes would you make? Why?
I would have murals of stuff everywhere of gorey scenes and classic films. Everything would be outside in good weather. We would keep bees there would be a community garden. We will also have horses and NO RULES!!!!! Drag Queen/King shows once a week! There will not be a high archery of teacher and student and it would rather be self taught education where the student learns what they want and educate them selves if they wish. Teachers will just be students who stand up. We will learn survival skills and about other cultures and we will have no dress code. Everyone gets to do as they wish. And everyone gets to go home for lunch if they want.
If you were the Principal for a week at BVHS, what would that look like? What changes would you make? Why?
I would have murals of stuff everywhere of gorey scenes and classic films. Everything would be outside in good weather. We would keep bees there would be a community garden. We will also have horses and NO RULES!!!!! Drag Queen/King shows once a week! There will not be a high archery of teacher and student and it would rather be self taught education where the student learns what they want and educate them selves if they wish. Teachers will just be students who stand up. We will learn survival skills and about other cultures and we will have no dress code. Everyone gets to do as they wish. And everyone gets to go home for lunch if they want.
Monday, February 23, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
Tell me about your weekend. Give me a story, something funny that happened, an experiencing you had, the way you felt, etc. Include photos!
This weekend really sucked. Might have been the worst weekend ever. Just a bunch of getting sexually harassed. 80% of men are pigs. That comes from a recent study conducted by K Wood.
Tell me about your weekend. Give me a story, something funny that happened, an experiencing you had, the way you felt, etc. Include photos!
This weekend really sucked. Might have been the worst weekend ever. Just a bunch of getting sexually harassed. 80% of men are pigs. That comes from a recent study conducted by K Wood.
Friday, February 20, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
THE PERFECT CLASSES 4 ME <3 <3 <3
Mushroom Class
Eating Wild Plants Class
Vegan Cooking Class
Sustainable Agriculture
PE
Beekeeping 101
Survival
Art
Film Class
Herb Class
Sex Ed
Traveling 4 Free Class
Humanitarian Studies
Music and Film History
Lunch
Roller Derby Class
Interpretive Dance Class
Makeup for the Aging Face Class
How to Cheat on your Husband Class
How to Get a Quicky Divorce Class
Gaydar Class
Brewing Class
Horse Grooming Class
Tadpole Class
Just a tid bit of ideas
Mushroom Class
Eating Wild Plants Class
Vegan Cooking Class
Sustainable Agriculture
PE
Beekeeping 101
Survival
Art
Film Class
Herb Class
Sex Ed
Traveling 4 Free Class
Humanitarian Studies
Music and Film History
Lunch
Roller Derby Class
Interpretive Dance Class
Makeup for the Aging Face Class
How to Cheat on your Husband Class
How to Get a Quicky Divorce Class
Gaydar Class
Brewing Class
Horse Grooming Class
Tadpole Class
Just a tid bit of ideas
Wednesday, February 18, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
Copy and past these over to your blog and tell me a little about yourself. If you have a picture or two that might represent one of your answers make sure to include it.
My favorite food: Used to be Cheese Enchiladas
Foods I'd like to avoid: Meat, Dairy, Eggs
My favorite things to learn: sexual favors
My favorite color: peach... maybe...
My best friends are: HAMPTON AND ANA
My favorite games to play: Hide and Pee
My favorite books: Hatchet
My favorite movies or TV shows: Portlandia? Golden Girls?
My favorite holiday: MARDI GRAS and ARBOR DAY AND BST
Things I do well: Saying stuff
Things I need to practice more: Singing
My favorite place to go: Fallbrook, CA
My favorite family activities: None
My favorite thing to do outside: Everything
My favorite chore: Mowing Lawn
My least favorite chore: Picking up Poop
What I want to be when I grow up: I wanna be famous i wanna be a star i wanna be in movies
A place I want to visit: Italia
My favorite part of the year: Late Spring
My favorite part of each day: Lunch Time with HAM
Copy and past these over to your blog and tell me a little about yourself. If you have a picture or two that might represent one of your answers make sure to include it.
My favorite food: Used to be Cheese Enchiladas
Foods I'd like to avoid: Meat, Dairy, Eggs
My favorite things to learn: sexual favors
My favorite color: peach... maybe...
My best friends are: HAMPTON AND ANA
My favorite games to play: Hide and Pee
My favorite books: Hatchet
My favorite movies or TV shows: Portlandia? Golden Girls?
My favorite holiday: MARDI GRAS and ARBOR DAY AND BST
Things I do well: Saying stuff
Things I need to practice more: Singing
My favorite place to go: Fallbrook, CA
My favorite family activities: None
My favorite thing to do outside: Everything
My favorite chore: Mowing Lawn
My least favorite chore: Picking up Poop
What I want to be when I grow up: I wanna be famous i wanna be a star i wanna be in movies
A place I want to visit: Italia
My favorite part of the year: Late Spring
My favorite part of each day: Lunch Time with HAM
Tuesday, February 17, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
Color can convey a lot of emotion when it comes to designing anything from a product to a website to an advertisement to a logo and so much more. What do you think the importance of colors on a website are? What is a color scheme and why is it important to have when designing? Explain any thoughts you might have around color in design.
Uhh hey bloggies!!! I'm back!!!!!!!! Man I can't tell if I like colors. Half the time I make very thing black and white ex: photo's and film. Yet I wear colors. Colors do convey emotions there are actual jobs of colorist! I like the colors Peach(I look cute in), Purple, Yellow, Maroon, Black, White, Off White, Navy Blue (I look cute in), and anything bright I see when laying in a bed of flowers. I don't know what this means about me. Color schemes are funny!!! HAHAHAHAH but they make stuff look ... good? I like stuff to look ugly, but i better change other wise I will never land and keep a beau.
Uhh hey bloggies!!! I'm back!!!!!!!! Man I can't tell if I like colors. Half the time I make very thing black and white ex: photo's and film. Yet I wear colors. Colors do convey emotions there are actual jobs of colorist! I like the colors Peach(I look cute in), Purple, Yellow, Maroon, Black, White, Off White, Navy Blue (I look cute in), and anything bright I see when laying in a bed of flowers. I don't know what this means about me. Color schemes are funny!!! HAHAHAHAH but they make stuff look ... good? I like stuff to look ugly, but i better change other wise I will never land and keep a beau.
Tuesday, February 10, 2015
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This doesn't apply to me at all. I am above this quote, it is so hard to read. I just go through life doing what I do minding my own bees wax and having a ball! I think focus is the enemy and squanders creativity, what which this quote has none. Focus is accosiated with work, anything that requires 'focus' should be of your interest and should take no effort to 'focus on' and you should just become absorbed into it. And never do less. Just move on. You can do as much as you want and if it doesn't work out just quit. Folks also shouldn't live their life by a crappy image from the internet. If you are attempting to create art, actually try. What a waste of paint.
Monday, February 9, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
Tell me all about your weekend! I sure hope you have photos to share.
This weekend I am not gonna lie it was okay. I no idea what i did friday. But Saterday I worked all day and started my knew jobe at Blue Koi. And I rocked it! And i get free stuff like bubble tea after working!!!!! WHOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooOooooOOOOoOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo. Sunday I went to the city looking for crystals for an art piece so i went to these nice places in really sketchy areas. I was like hey man got any crysatls and he was like yeah this crystal has healling powers and i was like sweet thats excactly what im looking for!! How much?!?!?! like alot. UGGGHHHHHHH DANGGGGG I dont have alot. So i went to this place doen the street and I had to pass thru a gang of homeless people and I was soooooo scared I was gonna be asked from money!!!!! JKKKK I was afraid I was gonna get kidnapped and raped! But I found alot of crystals but they where to much so I bought 18 purple candels. And they where having this sale where u grab a ballon and pop it at the register and there is a coupon iside it. I got 10% off!!! Then I had to pass thru the gang again but this time a girl was infront of me so I felt safer. Then I went to a coffee shop. My coffee wasn't to good but I really liked the shop. They had some really cool shirts so I bought one caus it had little monsters that looked asian on it. YOYOOYOYOYOYOYYO PeACE OUT
Tell me all about your weekend! I sure hope you have photos to share.
This weekend I am not gonna lie it was okay. I no idea what i did friday. But Saterday I worked all day and started my knew jobe at Blue Koi. And I rocked it! And i get free stuff like bubble tea after working!!!!! WHOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooOooooOOOOoOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo. Sunday I went to the city looking for crystals for an art piece so i went to these nice places in really sketchy areas. I was like hey man got any crysatls and he was like yeah this crystal has healling powers and i was like sweet thats excactly what im looking for!! How much?!?!?! like alot. UGGGHHHHHHH DANGGGGG I dont have alot. So i went to this place doen the street and I had to pass thru a gang of homeless people and I was soooooo scared I was gonna be asked from money!!!!! JKKKK I was afraid I was gonna get kidnapped and raped! But I found alot of crystals but they where to much so I bought 18 purple candels. And they where having this sale where u grab a ballon and pop it at the register and there is a coupon iside it. I got 10% off!!! Then I had to pass thru the gang again but this time a girl was infront of me so I felt safer. Then I went to a coffee shop. My coffee wasn't to good but I really liked the shop. They had some really cool shirts so I bought one caus it had little monsters that looked asian on it. YOYOOYOYOYOYOYYO PeACE OUT
Monday, February 2, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
Tell me all about your Sweetheart weekend (even if you sat at home on the couch!). Include photos!
Sweetshart was fun. what ca I say I know how to party. I wore a full lace dress of an old woman with a nice coat. Thank god I had tons of money and am super rich to pay for the dinner bill of.....one. I fell in love with my waiter as he did me at Westside Local and told him to keep the waters coming. My goal was to reach 7 pints. I am chugin queen. I have good tequinque. Here's some pics
Tell me all about your Sweetheart weekend (even if you sat at home on the couch!). Include photos!
Sweetshart was fun. what ca I say I know how to party. I wore a full lace dress of an old woman with a nice coat. Thank god I had tons of money and am super rich to pay for the dinner bill of.....one. I fell in love with my waiter as he did me at Westside Local and told him to keep the waters coming. My goal was to reach 7 pints. I am chugin queen. I have good tequinque. Here's some pics
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| Me and my Cutie |
Wednesday, January 28, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
What is a website wireframe? Explain. If you don't know what it is, look it up. Find an image online to place on your blog that represents a website wireframe and how they work.
wire frame: "an image or set of images which displays the functional elements of a website or page, typically used for planning a site's structure and functionality."
in other words its a blue print/layout for a website
I'm sorry its so boring
What is a website wireframe? Explain. If you don't know what it is, look it up. Find an image online to place on your blog that represents a website wireframe and how they work.
wire frame: "an image or set of images which displays the functional elements of a website or page, typically used for planning a site's structure and functionality."
in other words its a blue print/layout for a website
I'm sorry its so boring
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
Finish this sentence "10 years from now I will be...."
I don't know. I'm not a psychic. However, I am an astrologer. In 10 years I will be a cool lassie. Hopefully I travel around the country in a van, just kayaking and surfing and stuff. Or I will be pregnant. But I won't give birth. I'M NEVER HAVING KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! END HUMANITY! Hopefully I have lasered every part of my body and look like an old mans forehead, changed my name to Mars DeLorean, and have gotten a Pocahontas tattoo.
Finish this sentence "10 years from now I will be...."
I don't know. I'm not a psychic. However, I am an astrologer. In 10 years I will be a cool lassie. Hopefully I travel around the country in a van, just kayaking and surfing and stuff. Or I will be pregnant. But I won't give birth. I'M NEVER HAVING KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! END HUMANITY! Hopefully I have lasered every part of my body and look like an old mans forehead, changed my name to Mars DeLorean, and have gotten a Pocahontas tattoo.
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| Men are pigs. Oink Oink. |
Monday, January 26, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
Tell me about your weekend. Go.
Boy this weekend was pretty lame. JUST KIDDING BOY DO I HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU! This weekend was itty cool. This pretty much sums up 1/3 of my weekend:
Tell me about your weekend. Go.
Boy this weekend was pretty lame. JUST KIDDING BOY DO I HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU! This weekend was itty cool. This pretty much sums up 1/3 of my weekend:
Can you say Stuart Little marathon?!?!?! Friday I thought I got robbed by some rapper, but thank god I spent my money before he did! Sunday........ oh god this is though....... METCALF SOUTH CLOSED FOREVER :'( GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I don't know if I will get over this cause the Metcalf South Mall held a very special place in my bitty heart. But mainly I will dearly miss the Glenwood that I have loved with my whole heart. To honor the closing I watch the Film Metcalf South Memories. I thought it would be 30 minutes long, but it was 2 hours long. My butt was numb, but my mouth was a laughing and spitting with joy. Here are some wonderful quotes from the film:
"he's not all there. He is like uhhhhh one taco short of a combo"
"my dad would tell me to make him a suicide and I'd be like what's a suicide? And he would say get all the drinks. So I would get Sprite, Coke, Dr.Pepper, Hi-C and he would yell at me NOT TO MUCH HI-C. Then he would drink it all in one gulp and look in my eyes and say "SUICIDE"'
HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA STELLAR FILM!!!!!!!!
Friday, January 23, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
Kids are so fat and sad. They all act depressed and like they have problems. In my day if you had a pulse it was a good day. STOP YOUR WINNING! They are all like "BLAH BLAH BLAH I'm pregnant" NO YOU ARE NOT YOU JUST ATE TO MUCH CANDY! IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN EVERY DING DONG DIPPY DAY. And what's with this going to college? Are you rich? NO YOU ARE NOT YOU ARE TEN!!!!!!!! I HATE KIDS THAT IS WHY I WAS SPAYED AT BIRTH! Youth is the death of us.
Wednesday, January 21, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
What do you find the most confusing and frustrating part of web design and HTML code so far? What would make it easier? What don't you understand? What do you understand? Explain yourself.
It is so repetitive. There are so many parts ex: having to close your stuff. Also I get that abbreviations are practical but when you look at it you get SOOO confused. I guess it's cool thou!!! It's like knowing a foreign language and Codecademy is my Rosetta Stone........ the class my Sphinx. (I think the Rosetta Stone fell off the Sphinx?!?!?!)
What do you find the most confusing and frustrating part of web design and HTML code so far? What would make it easier? What don't you understand? What do you understand? Explain yourself.
It is so repetitive. There are so many parts ex: having to close your stuff. Also I get that abbreviations are practical but when you look at it you get SOOO confused. I guess it's cool thou!!! It's like knowing a foreign language and Codecademy is my Rosetta Stone........ the class my Sphinx. (I think the Rosetta Stone fell off the Sphinx?!?!?!)
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| Room 503 |
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| Codecademy |
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
Tell me all about your 3 day weekend! Share photos.
This weekend WAS A ROLLER COASTER!!!!!!!! WOWZAH!! Let's first pay tribute to the Metcalf South Mall, which will sadly be officially closed this Sunday (Jan 25th) :( My favorite movie theater, The Glenwood Arts, will be moving sadly. This weekend I ran a marathon 4 MLKJ DAY! (one of my favorite holidays), saved a litter of kitties AND puppies in an abandoned windmill, as well as ate 3 GALLONS OF ICE-CREAM IN 30 MINUTES!!!!!!!!! Hahaha sadly I didn't have time for my Stewart Little Marathon (thank god there is next weekend!!!).
Tell me all about your 3 day weekend! Share photos.
This weekend WAS A ROLLER COASTER!!!!!!!! WOWZAH!! Let's first pay tribute to the Metcalf South Mall, which will sadly be officially closed this Sunday (Jan 25th) :( My favorite movie theater, The Glenwood Arts, will be moving sadly. This weekend I ran a marathon 4 MLKJ DAY! (one of my favorite holidays), saved a litter of kitties AND puppies in an abandoned windmill, as well as ate 3 GALLONS OF ICE-CREAM IN 30 MINUTES!!!!!!!!! Hahaha sadly I didn't have time for my Stewart Little Marathon (thank god there is next weekend!!!).
Here are some photos from the internet I though where really cool as I SURFEEEDDD the inter web this weekend!
(all these are on my tumblr http://theluisycarlosexpedition.tumblr.com
feel free to follow..... NOT!!!! NEVER CLICK THAT LINK!!!)
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| This pic inspires me |
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| I LOVE THIS RECIPE! |
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| The Glorious Miracle of Birth IN ACTION!! |
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| Son of a gun |
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| Brings me back to my childhood |
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| I think Cher is 16 in this photo |
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| Nice Navel ;) |
Friday, January 16, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
I am Kelly Nicole Wood. I go to Blue Valley High School. I am currently involved in a brutal love triangle..... but that's just one of my activities.
List of all the things I have been involved in in my BVHS History
Football Managing
Environmental Club
Baking Club
2 plays
Repertory Theater
Relay for Life Captain
Basketball Managing
NAHS Vice President
Student Council
Co-Founder of Restaurant Club
Co-Founder of Hagcoming
Hagcoming Queen
Photography Club
Varsity Bowling
FASHION CLUBBBB
there are many more i am just drawn a blank
I am very successful in the art department here and have received awards. Here is a small sampling
I have always always been involved in many clubs, but I became even more evolved after watching the Wes Anderson film Rushmore, a movie about the king of extra circulars (Max Fisher). I decided to super charge my life with clubs and making them not for college or resume purposes but you know just for the fun of it. I also have many out of school activities like an underground newspaper, called Urine that will come out in 2016 (our motto is 'urine urout') and a TV channel called Burger Tv ( which is a rival to Tiger Tv). I also have many other blogs and websites I have been making since Michael Jackson died.
My favorite class is PE cause nothing is more fun than playing basketball and running around and getting a grade for it! I am also the queen of PE over all the freshman and have even won knockout like two times!
Other Blogs/Websites of Mine:
there are many more too please don't check my sites out unless you have NOTHING better to do
Some highlights over the BVHS years
Some highlights over the BVHS years
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| Grillin Burgers in the Senior Hall |
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| Goatnappers Team Photo [My Basketball Street Leauge Team] |
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| Hagcoming |
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| Argosy Balthazar Kip R.I.P |
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| Prince Costume |
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| Ran for Sheriff |
Wednesday, January 14, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day
Be Careful Man
Cornrow braids look cool on everyone
Dance music makes you want to run
Edgar Allen Poe is always a good name to name a child
Flicka is the worst horse movie ever... NOT
George Washington is a good name to name a child. They will go far in life.
Hot Pockets make you fat
Interior design isn't for the blind
Jolly Ranchers once gave a woman 56+ cavities
Kangaroos have the coolest feet
Lice is nothing to be ashamed of
Monkeys are too commonly admired by little blonde girls (gross)
Never vote.
Quinceneras are not celebrated by all Mexicans
P. Everything cool in life starts with a "P"
Rocky Balboa is a babe.
STUCO IS LAME!!!!!!!
Toilet Paper should have never been created REUSABLE TP IS THE FUTURE
Under the Bridge is a Red Hot Chili Peppers song as well as Prince Movie (Under Graffiti Bridge)
Vanessa is a horrible name
"W" all the coolest folks last name's start with a "W" (George Washington?!??!?!)
X-Out is a skin product no one should buy cause they are predators to the youth
Yammakas don't look..........good
Z. ChimpanA to ChimpanZee
Tuesday, January 13, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
What are your thoughts on this class so far? Easy? Hard? Informative? Frustrating? What have you learned so far? What do you want to learn? Explain yourself.
I didn't know we started learning yet haw haw haw. The class is quite easy for me because writing on blogs is what I do in my free time & I love it. I think the Code Academy is boring and a waste of time I don't think I have withheld any of the information they try to make me learn at all! I very much enjoy this class and I think it's funny to observe all my friends younger siblings. I just hope this isn't considered a desk job and soon I will develop arthritis in my wrist from being at a computer all day.
What are your thoughts on this class so far? Easy? Hard? Informative? Frustrating? What have you learned so far? What do you want to learn? Explain yourself.
I didn't know we started learning yet haw haw haw. The class is quite easy for me because writing on blogs is what I do in my free time & I love it. I think the Code Academy is boring and a waste of time I don't think I have withheld any of the information they try to make me learn at all! I very much enjoy this class and I think it's funny to observe all my friends younger siblings. I just hope this isn't considered a desk job and soon I will develop arthritis in my wrist from being at a computer all day.
Monday, January 12, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day:
Tell me about your weekend. What did you do? Upload a photo to your Google Drive and then insert the photo (or photos!) to your blog post to show me what all you did.
This weekend was CRAZZZSEEEYyy. And i ate a lot. of. cereal. and. asian. food. I got new license plate that made me mad my old one had a cooler number. I worked Saturday which was fine until my other boss came in, he is really odd and makes me his slave and doesn't want to take my W 4 tax form ever! Trying to withhold my meager minimum wadge. I had some extra time at work again so i folded the TP again. I think i did pretty bad this time normally it looks totally cool.
Tell me about your weekend. What did you do? Upload a photo to your Google Drive and then insert the photo (or photos!) to your blog post to show me what all you did.
This weekend was CRAZZZSEEEYyy. And i ate a lot. of. cereal. and. asian. food. I got new license plate that made me mad my old one had a cooler number. I worked Saturday which was fine until my other boss came in, he is really odd and makes me his slave and doesn't want to take my W 4 tax form ever! Trying to withhold my meager minimum wadge. I had some extra time at work again so i folded the TP again. I think i did pretty bad this time normally it looks totally cool.
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| New TP fold I tried. PLZ tell me your thoughts |
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| New Plate |
Friday, January 9, 2015
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Blog Post of the Day
Report Card
Name: Kelly Wood Grade: 11 School Year:2014-2015DOB: 07/30/1998 Race/Ethnicity: Hispanic
Mushrooms: A
Toilet Paper Origami: A
Old People: A
Drinking Water: A
Being a Babe: A
and of course
Physical Education: A
Thank You to all and 2 all a good night
Thursday, January 8, 2015
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Read this small newspaper clipping and then write a blog post about it. What are your thoughts? How does it make you feel? Do you agree? Disagree? Explain yourself.
Wow. How original. What a creative new theme. NOT!!!!!!!!! Nice job Mr. Principal regurgitating a lame quote. You try too hard to make something that will 'change the lives' of the spawn within his school, and maybe take your own advice STOP BEING A CRY BABY COMPLAINING ABOUT TEENAGERS BEING CRY BABIES!!!! At least teens are in their prime and not a has-been old guy taking the easy ride in life. Maybe instead of spewing his toxic unwanted opinions he should revolutionize the education system in America. Obviously students at his school feel lost and confused due to the 4 years in a conformist machine. So maybe instead of acting like a dead beat dad, taking no responsibility for taking away all these teens childhood, he should nurture his students before they wither away. And what the heck is with the title of the guy "who regularly deals with youth". I guess I shall now be called "Kelly who regularly deals with old hags (or people who wanted a quicky degree in education)". This dude is in no place to give advice, for lack of better terms, he didn't do anything special! And why is this called "Words for teenageers" He works with college students and the question he brings up is one asked by people GRADUATING COLLEGE (early to mid 20's) Not "tweens or teens". He is mental.
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