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Blog Post of the Day:

Finish this sentence "10 years from now I will be...."

I don't know. I'm not a psychic. However, I am an astrologer. In 10 years I will be a cool lassie. Hopefully I travel around the country in a van, just kayaking and surfing and stuff. Or I will be pregnant. But I won't give birth. I'M NEVER HAVING KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! END HUMANITY! Hopefully I have lasered every part of my body and look like an old mans forehead, changed my name to Mars DeLorean, and have gotten a Pocahontas tattoo.

Men are pigs. Oink Oink.