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Blog Post of the Day:
What is a website wireframe? Explain. If you don't know what it is, look it up. Find an image online to place on your blog that represents a website wireframe and how they work.

wire frame: "an image or set of images which displays the functional elements of a website or page, typically used for planning a site's structure and functionality."

in other words its a blue print/layout for a website

I'm sorry its so boring

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Blog Post of the Day:

Finish this sentence "10 years from now I will be...."

I don't know. I'm not a psychic. However, I am an astrologer. In 10 years I will be a cool lassie. Hopefully I travel around the country in a van, just kayaking and surfing and stuff. Or I will be pregnant. But I won't give birth. I'M NEVER HAVING KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! END HUMANITY! Hopefully I have lasered every part of my body and look like an old mans forehead, changed my name to Mars DeLorean, and have gotten a Pocahontas tattoo.

Men are pigs. Oink Oink.

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Blog Post of the Day:
Tell me about your weekend. Go.


Boy this weekend was pretty lame. JUST KIDDING BOY DO I HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU! This weekend was itty cool. This pretty much sums up 1/3 of my weekend:

Can you say Stuart Little marathon?!?!?! Friday I thought I got robbed by some rapper, but thank god I spent my money before he did! Sunday........ oh god this is though....... METCALF SOUTH CLOSED FOREVER :'( GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I don't know if I will get over this cause the Metcalf South Mall held a very special place in my bitty heart. But mainly I will dearly miss the Glenwood that I have loved with my whole heart. To honor the closing I watch the Film Metcalf South Memories. I thought it would be 30 minutes long, but it was 2 hours long. My butt was numb, but my mouth was a laughing and spitting with joy. Here are some wonderful quotes from the film:

"he's not all there. He is like uhhhhh one taco short of a combo"

"my dad would tell me to make him a suicide and I'd be like what's a suicide? And he would say get all the drinks. So I would get Sprite, Coke, Dr.Pepper, Hi-C and he would yell at me NOT TO MUCH HI-C. Then he would drink it all in one gulp and look in my eyes and say "SUICIDE"'

HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA STELLAR FILM!!!!!!!!

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Kids are so fat and sad. They all act depressed and like they have problems. In my day if you had a pulse it was a good day. STOP YOUR WINNING! They are all like "BLAH BLAH BLAH I'm pregnant" NO YOU ARE NOT YOU JUST ATE TO MUCH CANDY! IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN EVERY DING DONG DIPPY DAY. And what's with this going to college? Are you rich? NO YOU ARE NOT YOU ARE TEN!!!!!!!! I HATE KIDS THAT IS WHY I WAS SPAYED AT BIRTH! Youth is the death of us.

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Blog Post of the Day:
What do you find the most confusing and frustrating part of web design and HTML code so far? What would make it easier? What don't you understand? What do you understand? Explain yourself.

It is so repetitive. There are so many parts ex: having to close your stuff. Also I get that abbreviations are practical but when you look at it you get SOOO confused. I guess it's cool thou!!! It's like knowing a foreign language and Codecademy is my Rosetta Stone........ the class my Sphinx. (I think the Rosetta Stone fell off the Sphinx?!?!?!)

Room 503

Codecademy

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Blog Post of the Day:
Tell me all about your 3 day weekend! Share photos.

This weekend WAS A ROLLER COASTER!!!!!!!! WOWZAH!! Let's first pay tribute to the Metcalf South Mall, which will sadly be officially closed this Sunday (Jan 25th) :( My favorite movie theater, The Glenwood Arts, will be moving sadly. This weekend I ran a marathon 4 MLKJ DAY! (one of my favorite holidays), saved a litter of kitties AND puppies in an abandoned windmill, as well as ate 3 GALLONS OF ICE-CREAM IN 30 MINUTES!!!!!!!!! Hahaha sadly I didn't have time for my Stewart Little Marathon (thank god there is next weekend!!!). 

Here are some photos from the internet I though where really cool as I SURFEEEDDD the inter web this weekend! 

(all these are on my tumblr http://theluisycarlosexpedition.tumblr.com 

feel free to follow..... NOT!!!! NEVER CLICK THAT LINK!!!)

This pic inspires me

I LOVE THIS RECIPE!

The Glorious Miracle of Birth IN ACTION!!

Son of a gun 

Brings me back to my childhood

I think Cher is 16 in this photo

Nice Navel ;)

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Blog Post of the Day:

Tell me a little bit about yourself and your life here at BVHS. What activities or clubs are you involved in? What year are you in school? What is your favorite class and/or teacher so far this year? What are you looking forward to this school year? Include some original photos from your phone if you can

I am Kelly Nicole Wood. I go to Blue Valley High School. I am currently involved in a brutal love triangle..... but that's just one of my activities. 

List of all the things I have been involved in in my BVHS History

Football Managing

Environmental Club

Baking Club

2 plays

Repertory Theater

Relay for Life Captain 

Basketball Managing

NAHS Vice President

Student Council

Co-Founder of Restaurant Club

Co-Founder of Hagcoming

Hagcoming Queen

Photography Club

Varsity Bowling

FASHION CLUBBBB

there are many more i am just drawn a blank

I am very successful in the art department here and have received awards. Here is a small sampling 

I have always always been involved in many clubs, but I became even more evolved after watching the Wes Anderson film Rushmore, a movie about the king of extra circulars (Max Fisher).  I decided to super charge my life with clubs and making them not for college or resume purposes but you know just for the fun of it. I also have many out of school activities like an underground newspaper, called Urine that will come out in 2016 (our motto is 'urine urout') and a TV channel called Burger Tv ( which is a rival to Tiger  Tv). I also have many other blogs and websites I have been making since Michael Jackson died.

My favorite class is PE cause nothing is more fun than playing basketball and running around and getting a grade for it! I am also the queen of PE over all the freshman and have even won knockout like two times!

Other Blogs/Websites of Mine:

kellywood4ever.blogspot,com

ih8celeryclub.blogspot.com

kellyanna.webs.com

kellywoodportfolio.blogspot.com

billaryfpotus.blogspot.com

there are many more too please don't check my sites out unless you have NOTHING better to do

Some highlights over the BVHS years

Grillin Burgers in the Senior Hall

Goatnappers Team Photo
 [My Basketball Street Leauge Team]

Hagcoming

Argosy Balthazar Kip R.I.P

Prince Costume

Ran for Sheriff

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Blog Post of the Day

Always consider plastic surgery
Be Careful Man
Cornrow braids look cool on everyone
Dance music makes you want to run
Edgar Allen Poe is always a good name to name a child
Flicka is the worst horse movie ever... NOT
George Washington is a good  name to name a child. They will go far in life.
Hot Pockets make you fat
Interior design isn't for the blind
Jolly Ranchers once gave a woman 56+ cavities
Kangaroos have the coolest feet
Lice is nothing to be ashamed of
Monkeys are too commonly admired by little blonde girls (gross)
Never vote.
Quinceneras are not celebrated by all Mexicans
P. Everything cool in life starts with a "P"
Rocky Balboa is a babe.
STUCO IS LAME!!!!!!!
Toilet Paper should have never been created REUSABLE TP IS THE FUTURE
Under the Bridge is a Red Hot Chili Peppers song as well as Prince Movie (Under Graffiti Bridge)
Vanessa is a horrible name
"W" all the coolest folks last name's start with a "W" (George Washington?!??!?!)
X-Out is a skin product no one should buy cause they are predators to the youth
Yammakas don't look..........good
Z. ChimpanA to ChimpanZee

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What are your thoughts on this class so far? Easy? Hard? Informative? Frustrating? What have you learned so far? What do you want to learn? Explain yourself.

I didn't know we started learning yet haw haw haw. The class is quite easy for me because writing on blogs is what I do in my free time & I love it. I think the Code Academy is boring and a waste of time I don't think I have withheld any of the information they try to make me learn at all! I very much enjoy this class and I think it's funny to observe all my friends younger siblings. I just hope this isn't considered a desk job and soon I will develop arthritis in my wrist from being at a computer all day.

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Blog Post of the Day:
Tell me about your weekend. What did you do? Upload a photo to your Google Drive and then insert the photo (or photos!) to your blog post to show me what all you did.

This weekend was CRAZZZSEEEYyy. And i ate a lot. of. cereal. and. asian. food. I got new license plate that made me mad my old one had a cooler number. I worked Saturday which was fine until my other boss came in, he is really odd and makes me his slave and doesn't want to take my W 4 tax form ever! Trying to withhold my meager minimum wadge. I had some extra time at work again so i folded the TP again. I think i did pretty bad this time normally it looks totally cool.

New TP fold I tried.
 PLZ tell me your thoughts

New Plate

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Report Card

Name: Kelly Wood Grade: 11 School Year:2014-2015DOB: 07/30/1998 Race/Ethnicity: Hispanic

Mushrooms: A

Toilet Paper Origami: A

Old People: A

Drinking Water: A

Being a Babe: A

and of course 

                                                                                       Physical Education: A

Thank You to all and 2 all a good night

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Read this small newspaper clipping and then write a blog post about it. What are your thoughts? How does it make you feel? Do you agree? Disagree? Explain yourself.

Wow. How original. What a creative new theme. NOT!!!!!!!!! Nice job Mr. Principal regurgitating a lame quote. You try too hard to make something that will 'change the lives' of the spawn within his school, and maybe take your own advice STOP BEING A CRY BABY COMPLAINING ABOUT TEENAGERS BEING CRY BABIES!!!! At least teens are in their prime and not a has-been old guy taking  the easy ride in life. Maybe instead of spewing his toxic unwanted opinions he should revolutionize the education system in America. Obviously students at his school feel lost and confused due to the 4 years in a conformist machine. So maybe instead of acting like a dead beat dad, taking no responsibility for taking away all these teens childhood, he should nurture his students before they wither away. And what the heck is with the title of the guy "who regularly deals with youth". I guess I shall now be called "Kelly who regularly deals with old hags (or people who wanted a quicky degree in education)". This dude is in no place to give advice, for lack of better terms, he didn't do anything special! And why is this called "Words for teenageers" He works with college students and the question he brings up is one asked by people GRADUATING COLLEGE (early to mid 20's) Not "tweens or teens". He is mental.